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Fun wisdom

이산저산구름 2008. 11. 14. 15:43

Fun wisdom

 


“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way
so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”           ~ Emo Philips

“Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.”

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache,
do what it says on the aspirin bottle:
"Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children."

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